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TD+25

Audio introduction to TD+25


The planet is a solid sphere of pink organic flesh. It is the result of a simple (but intelligent enough to be in possession of an inflated sense-of-self) life-form that collided with a bit of debris some 600 billion years previous and has been growing in silent space, the only celestial body orbiting a massive star, Roth-34X6T. The organism grew in isolation to encompass the whole of the orbiting debris, feeding off galactic radiation the way giant blue whales exist on krill which are microscopic but abundant, and getting a tan.

A continuous and uninterrupted plane of smooth flesh, found to be relatively small in diameter (roughly 460km in circumference) with a single dimpled peak on one end. All the crew soon begin receiving images similar images and impression in their minds. They deduce that the planet is actually a life-form and attempt to make contact with it. Supposing it to be an ancient galactic intelligence they begin asking it questions from their laundry-list of universal imponderables. To each question the planet (telepathically) responds with requests for the crew to rub their bodies on it. They are fed images of themselves naked and grinding on the surface of the planet which has begun to perspire at the thought of these thoughts. The serious among the crew persist in asking questions, “Oh ancient one. Oh cosmic mind. Please, illuminate for us some of the many shadows of the cosmos.” “Rub me. Lick me with flesh bodies. Lie down skin on skinn.” The planet responds repeatedly. The more simple-minded of the crew (the Sunshine Sisters and Jeremiath Riengold) are worked up into a sort of flesh-frenzy from the thought of these thoughts and a nasty volley of cannibalism and counter-cannibalism ensues. The un-injured, and un-eaten escape back to the ship with the moaning nudes banging outside the door. Chaplain #3 (who has always been more afraid of flesh than anyone), in a squealing panic, runs and hides in a storage closet. When he emerges, he is someone else entirely, the dashing Chaplin #4. The remaining crew holdsout, trying to shut the horrors/pleasures outside the ships door from their mind, playing cards and drinking heavily.

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