Bernadoni, or The Italilan
Beyond the few written artifacts of Bernadoni himself and Teddy Hubble's brief accounts, little is known about the thoughts of Bernadoni. His whereabouts, too, remain a mystery. The physical evidence of his time on the ship, however, makes his brief yet former presence a certainty: a missing dinghy, a room in smithereens, a blowout in the side of the ship, a small stack of the most fantabulous illustrations, and a strange spike in the spiritual health index of the crew. Dressed in a strange mix of the finest fabrics and rotten rags, he came aboard with an odd accent and an even odder demeanor, seemed to cause the aberrations of TD+14, create distraction in TD+15, and finally disappear altogether in TD+16, amidst all other happenings.